Monday, June 12, 2006

 

YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU DON'T PLAY

One score and nine days ago, we started this site with the intention of exposing some of the totally corrupt shit going on at the Iowa Writers [Writer's(?)/Writers'(?)] Workshop. We were dedicated to the proposition: "This shit is totally corrupt." However, under the burden of our ensuing fame and power, our crusade temporarily degenerated into a drug-fueled orgy of barbaric sexual deviance and the worship of hideous pagan idols. But no longer. Once again, it's time to light the fire under the proverbial pants of the Iowa Writers['(?)] Workshop!

In this spirit, I hereby offer:

THE IOWA WRITERS' WORKSHOP IS TOTALLY CORRUPT MANIFESTO

1.
Insofar as we are able we hereby refuse to publish or be involved in the publication of verse known to be written by anyone other than ourselves who has ever attended or heard of the Iowa Writers['(?)] Workshop.

2.
What's up with that fucking apostrophe, anyway?

3.
This shit is totally corrupt

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