Monday, May 15, 2006

 

Dollars & Sense

Sure we all know the Iowa Writers' Workshop is totally corrupt, but wait till you take a look at some of the facts and figures!

Poems the average Workshop poet publishes before attending the Workshop:
4
Poems the average Workshop poet publishes after attending the Workshop:
235

The Number of the Beast:
666
The Number of the Beast minus the number of poems the average Workshop poet publishes after attending the Workshop:
431

Major event in 431 A.D.:
Marcian is captured while fighting the Vandals.
People who broke into my apartment and stole my TV and my X-Box:
Vandals.

I know what you're thinking: "But...The Iowa Writers' Workshop involved in petty theivery? That seems absurd." Well, look at the facts and figures one more time, make the connections in your own mind, and see if they don't add up to crime.

This shit is totally corrupt.

Comments:
This is the most ridiculous thing I've read in a long while.
 
And it's totally corrupt.
 
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